Yes, a stapler. During a search for gadgets a few years back I came across some glowing praise for this PaperPro Stapler. The Amazon reviews backed it up, so I bought one. Know what? It's great. My old stapler would always mangle every other staple attempt, and it slowly ate at me to replace it. This PaperPro requires minimal pressure, then right when it closes it explodes with power to drive and fold the staple. If you need a new stapler, this is the one to get.
Office Depot carries it for $17 in standard gray, red, and green. Do I even need to mention which color I went with?